i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via leopard-cub)

  • Me:

    tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own

  • Person:


  • Me:

    I am the worst human being alive

  • Me:

    I stole that

  • Me:

    I don't deserve to be in existence

  • Me:

    I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes

  • Me:

    I should never speak again


i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender, via lizslaces)


ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via hotboyproblems)


If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via humoristics)


there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: widths, via hellatokes)


4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via rebel--belle)


tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via guy)


i don’t know what’s worse… ppl who dont give a fuck or ppl who give too many fucks

(via heliolisk)