ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

(via leopard-cub)

  • Me:

    tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own

  • Person:

    laughs

  • Me:

    I am the worst human being alive

  • Me:

    I stole that

  • Me:

    I don't deserve to be in existence

  • Me:

    I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes

  • Me:

    I should never speak again

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender, via lizslaces)

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via hotboyproblems)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via humoristics)

gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(Source: widths, via hellatokes)

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via rebel--belle)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via guy)

jealousies:

i don’t know what’s worse… ppl who dont give a fuck or ppl who give too many fucks

(via heliolisk)

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